Purina Cat Chow

Not to be confused with Sabu (who doesn’t get anywhere near as much credit as he deserves for changing the landscape of wrasslin’).
This week’s proof of too much free time: Zabu.

I should have made a post-battle Zabu who–because of wounds received in combat–has to wear one of those cone-around-the-neck things from the vet. Actually…now that [...]

The Kung-Fuiest Tiger of All

“El Tigre Blanco!”
Yell anything in Spanish and it sounds badass. “Los pasteles de mono!” Or, in English, “monkey cakes.” The internets: a place for learning.
This week’s false idol is ’70s Kung-Fu mofo Hector Ayala, better known as the original White Tiger.

The ’70s comic book landscape:
“We’re creating the first ever Puerto Rican comic book superhero!”
“Puerto Rican…? [...]

Albino Werewolf Supervillain Astronaut

What was it, mad-libs day over at the Marvel Bullpen? The only way Man-Wolf gets more bizarre is if he were the relative of some established Spider-Man supporting character. Or if he was also a cowboy.
*saloon goes quiet as cowboy man-wolf walks in, a glass shatters on the floor*
“I’m a-lookin’ for the man that shot [...]

Avengers Dismember!

Marvel Zombies–flesh eating zombie superheroes–such a simple but fun idea. My first impression on hearing the news was a little eye rolling; zombie superheroes? C’mon, how good could it be? But man, that first issue of Marvel Zombies made me a believer. If you dismissed the idea and never gave it a chance, I recommend [...]