Doctor Impossible

He beat the Red Tornado? But that’s unpossible! That’s a lie. Everybody beats up Reddy. Usually cut his head off, too. It’s like fighting the Teen Titans and tearing off Cyborg’s arm: every villain gets to do it at least once. Twice if you’re Deathstroke. So, Doctor Impossible. I’m not sure what it is about [...]

Astral Dr. Strange

Get a job, hippie! Y’know, not for nuthin’, but Dr. Strange has the most comfortable looking costume in comics. He’s basically wearing pajamas AND his cape doubles as a blanket. If his sidekick was Harry the Pillow, we’d all be pledging allegiance to Dormammu right now. So, this week’s mod is one of them “lite [...]

Iron Man (’80s)

“Iron Man, Iron Man, does whatever an iron can.” I love those old ’60s Marvel cartoons. My first exposure to ‘em was waaaay back in the day, back before comics went mainstream and finding superhero-anything on TV was a snipe hunt. But there I was, six years old, vacationing in Argentina. Those Marvel toons had [...]

The Rattler

The Rattler, a member of the awesomely underrated Serpent Society and, if I’m not mistaken, Charlie Murphy’s alter ego. I can’t be the only one who sees the resemblance… …right? No? Maybe if I photoshopped a little cigarette in the Rattler’s mouth. And gave him a loud shirt. And had Prince dunk on him. Anyway, [...]