Hello Dolly

Ragdoll, the creepy, ‘Raggedy Andy’ contortionist of the DCU. A cold blooded murderer, a treacherous teammate, his body a patchwork of surgical scars…how could this little scamp NOT be a fan favorite? He’s like the little engine that could, but with MURDER! And a better costume.

This is actually the second time I’ve cobbled together a [...]

Purina Cat Chow

Not to be confused with Sabu (who doesn’t get anywhere near as much credit as he deserves for changing the landscape of wrasslin’).
This week’s proof of too much free time: Zabu.

I should have made a post-battle Zabu who–because of wounds received in combat–has to wear one of those cone-around-the-neck things from the vet. Actually…now that [...]

Three Clicks of the Condor

Hmmm…nope, never read a comic with this guy in it, but DAYAM, that’s a pretty badass character design. He’s like the toughest emo kid ever. I dig it.
So anyway, this week’s figure: Black Condor.

I wonder if makeup is considered “uncool” in superhero circles? Domino masks, full face masks, masks with your mouth and chin exposed, [...]

The Kung-Fuiest Tiger of All

“El Tigre Blanco!”
Yell anything in Spanish and it sounds badass. “Los pasteles de mono!” Or, in English, “monkey cakes.” The internets: a place for learning.
This week’s false idol is ’70s Kung-Fu mofo Hector Ayala, better known as the original White Tiger.

The ’70s comic book landscape:
“We’re creating the first ever Puerto Rican comic book superhero!”
“Puerto Rican…? [...]